Effective until revised
Schedule of Fees
All charges are in Australian dollars and are payable in full before the vows, a policy adopted after a ceremony we do not discuss.
The ceremony
Ceremony, standard
Vows, paperwork, one tasteful pause.
$690
Ceremony, sunrise on the sand
Includes the light. Does not include the wind.
$890
Additional engagements
Krusty, two sets
A Wonderwall levy of $150 applies, without exception.
$450
Claire, live act
Fog machine included. Fog is not optional.
$520
Juan, flower girl
Petal surcharge applies at Juan's sole discretion.
$180
Travel to the wrecks by barge
Return trip subject to the tide and to goodwill.
$240
Lee Zoom Serenade
One song, live by Zoom. Internet connection and emotional stability not included.
$100
Standing charge
Rain, wind, or seagull contingency
Levied once. Applied always.
$95
The contingency is applied to every booking regardless of weather, birdlife, or optimism.